17 Reasons for Not Posting to this Blog

1. Umm..
2. Er...
3. Pizza
4. spittle
5. Uhrrmm
6. wisdom teeth removal!
7. Attacked by a flotilla of helium balloons
8. yeah
9. fell off a carousel
10. store brand lard
11. Tokyo
12. Edible toilet paper from Boys' Life Magazine
13. Unlucky
14. Infernal nonsense!
15. sputter
16. rrrrrrrrweeeeeeearrrrrr
17. sixteen